On How To Be Esplinesque-An Introduction

If a person would ever want to be Esplinesque they would have to be a bit touched in the head. I do not mean to be pejorative to Esplins currently or formerly in existence, but simply to point out that in my own nuclear family this seems to be the case. My contributions to this blog will hopefully guide you through what makes me me and either deter you completely from ever wanting to be me, or give you helpful tips on how to be insane in a very Esplinesque manner. If you are a normal human being you will most likely chose the former, but if you are in fact a fellow mental, welcome to my world! Let me inject a sample of my patent pending concentrated creativeness into your right encephalon, figuratively of course, and see the world as I do. Hey, maybe we perceive the color blue differently! And what would happen if you gradually became a clone? Well, although I cannot guarantee either of those, I can guarantee that you will not be able to get a single song out of your head until you sing it all the way through, you will have a crush on a certain someone who's name will not be disclosed in this blog entry, and you might even learn a bit of French along the way. Well, I'm going to bed, so Bon Voyage et Bonne Nuit!